![]() ![]() I think I’m addicted to you… and I feel like I desperately need a fix right now I wish I was a cat so I could spend all nine of my lives with you Without you here, baby, my heart feels like it is on lockdown I just want you to know that you’re my favorite distraction of all timesĪre you free for the rest of your life, Mister? Because I sure amĬan you send me a selfie? I’d like to show Santa what I want for Christmas this yearĪre you related to Siri? You auto-complete me Whatever Gods made you were seriously showing off, and I’m a big fanĭo you believe in love in the first text, or should I text you a few hundred more times? I tried to write you something really romantic, but I couldn’t the message in the boxĪre you related to Google? You are everything I’m searching for I just know that if you were a new song, you’d be the hottest single out right now Romantic Funny Texts I’ve had a ton of naughty thoughts about you today, Mister man… wanna hear some of the best ones? VIDEO REVEALS: Secret 'Desire' text message that men are powerless to resistĮvery time you come around, everyone else instantly disappears… are you a magician? ![]() Do you happen to be from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see I never really believed in such a thing as love at first sight, until BLAM I saw you Has anyone ever told you that if you were a vegetable, you’d be a really cute cumber? ![]() You’re absolutely gorgeous, but that smile is the most radiant by far Just got home from Walmart with a new mattress, come over asapĭo you prefer blondes or brunettes? I’m asking for a friend… I’m surely not good at photography, but I can picture us together I don’t want anybody else when I got your body (insert name here into the song lyric here) I’d love you even more on the days that end with “y” if it were possible… but it’s not. I wanted to write you a poem that explains my feelings at the moment, here it goes: violets are red, roses are blue, I get horny just thinking of you. I’ve dreamt about you every single night this week, and have no idea why I am telling you! How do you feel about my appearance? Do you like the way I look? My friends want to know… I bet if you were a triangle you’d be an acute one I can’t believe I’m telling you this but talking to you is always the highlight of my day You remind me of my next boyfriend, isn’t that interesting? You and I together make things really hard… and I like that a lot Tell them what sort of stuff you’d like to do on your next date (or first date) Flirty Messages Filled With a Personal Touch Playfully tease the guy a little bit, concerning their name, job, or something else personalĪsk the guy if they miss you, then ask them to further explain how much in detail Send the guy a silly cartoon picture of your favorite animal and tell him it’s your imaginary friendīuild up some competition going with the guy over something fun and innocentĭeeply debate a playful topic with them as if it were a genuinely serious issue ![]() Wait a while before you return the guy’s messages, don’t answer quickly by any meansĪsk him a super innocent but obviously flirty question like “how’s it hanging?” or “what’s up?”Īsk them to come to scoop you up and save you from your pathetic homelife Reveal more sexual facts and embarrassing stories about yourself little by little over time Make him believe that you are much busier than you really are Mention sexual position/things that you like to do (or want to try) briefly, but in a nonchalant manner Tease the guy with some information that you know makes them hornyĪsk him way more personal questions than you normally would Say something to him that is more sensual than you normally would Use his full name in a joke, or in a flirty message with a steamy tone Here are our picks for the best funny and flirty text messages (broken down by section for your convenience): Innocent But Flirty Funny Texts Making a guy laugh isn’t always the easiest thing to do (especially a sexy and charming man who’s heard it all before).īut, armed with the right funny texts, with a bit of flirtatiousness to them (outright or implied), you’re sure to score. Read on below and explore over 100 text messages to make him laugh! Flirty Text To Make Him Laugh If so, you’re going to love our big list of funny flirty texts. Does sending him flirty texts to make him laugh (and get his motor running) get you through the day with a smile on your face? ![]()
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